Nonsensical Muzingz of Megz

Morning Sickness is a MYTH!

2010-04-10T17:58:00.003-06:00

So I found out on Wed April 7th that I'm officially pregnant. I was relieved.It totally explained the Barf-o-thon that had been going on for about 3 weeks. "Hi porcelain god, how are you today? Enjoying the extra offerings? Really? Huh, well, I'll try to shake up the saltine offerings. How does Ginger Ale strike your fancy?" (Conversations with inanimate objects should be considered normal for

Writing is a Riddle

2010-03-10T08:43:00.003-07:00

She wandered the halls of this strange place looking for something that did not yet exist, but was still determined to find. It wasn't a hallway per se, but it was a semblance of one with a series of doors that didn't belong together in one apartment complex let alone in one confined area. Oak, Cherry, plastic, glass, cloth, they all mocked her knowing her mission was in vain. The real problem

Tosillitis and 4am Story Tid Bits

2009-10-27T06:26:00.003-06:00

Yeah, so being able to swallow comfortably is definitely one of those things you take for granted. Then you get tonsillitis and its all kinds of "ow."4am comes along and you realize you need another 500mg of penicillin, two Tylenol or IB Profen, and some throat spray. After that all kicks in you're amazingly happy and bizarre little stories and fanfiction crash through any hope of sleep.You wake

The Explosion of Stuffs

2009-09-30T18:58:00.002-06:00

Wow, my last post was really just a few days before I got married?!? Holy crow!Hmm, well, I got married (happy to boot thank you!), traveled to Ohio, saw awesome family and friends, went to Cedar Point, came back, went to Boise for a bit, chilled at home, looked for work, Mother-in-law is an angel on earth and gave us work.I've also been finagled into getting a Farmville on Facebook. It's the new

Thoughts

2009-08-12T20:35:00.002-06:00

Thoughts, I've always conceived them as something tangible, having mass, taking up space. They have to, that's the only reason why I can figure that thinking "'too much" can give you a headache. And I say "too much" because there's no such thing, in fact, it is my belief that the act of inner reflection is actually becoming an endangered past time. "Too much" is relative and in by saying means

Gone

2009-08-09T20:11:00.003-06:00

I want to be gone. No longer have the ability to think, to exist. I want a moment apart from aching for someone who can't be here. I want a moment where my brain doesn't default to my family calmly falling apart. I want to time warp back to last year where apparently God and I were a lot closer. He's still there, hasn't moved. I've just somehow become despondent and forgot that knees were meant

The Mis-Adventures of Colon Cleansing

2009-08-09T08:44:00.002-06:00

"You'll experience a ... productive bowel movement in the morning..."Yep, those were the sales clerk's EXACT words before I purchased one of their natural cleansing products. I went this route as opposed to a store bought laxative in hopes of gently correcting inner plumbing problems... Yeeeeah...The first step in this little cleansing ritual is called the Purifier and you take it a half hour

PMS Trail Mix, Polymer Clay, and an Oven Crankier Than I

2009-08-08T21:40:00.002-06:00

PMS Trail Mix = semi-sweet CHOCOLATE chips and walnut halves and more CHOCOLATE chips.Polymer Clay = semi-relaxing and semi-frustrating depending on your hormonal status at the given moment.Cranky Oven = dynamite = problem solved = don't mess with me on my WEEK! Foo'!Okay, there are some technicalities with my title. One, it should be MS Trail Mix, there's nothing pre-menstrual about it.Two, the

Cleaning Muse

2009-08-06T18:02:00.004-06:00

It used to be that Megan could throw herself into her chores and cleaning with a certain gusto. Lately, however, her cleaning muse seems to be dozing in a corner, collecting an impressive plethora of dust bunnies. To be perfectly honest, dust bunnies is too kind a definition. Any mother with her white glove at the ready and armed with bleach would call them dust gophers. Size notwithstanding, the

The Amplifier Effect

2009-07-08T15:08:00.003-06:00

I read in my heading of my Nosensical Muzingz, that this is another Neverland. As of late, it seems that I have a habit of leaning toward the negative. I don't mean to, but I have a tendency to perhaps indulge in angst, drama and the dark. Truth be told and to the horror of some, I'd say I'm a goth at heart if not in wardrobe. But shhh! you didn't read it in my blog.Anyway, on to the amplifier

Mega Mini Muzingz

2009-06-27T10:16:00.003-06:00

Movement Sensor Paper Towel Dispensers You know what I'm talking about, right? Those paper towel dispensers that you have to wave your hand in front of for five to ten frickin' minutes before it even registers that you need a paper towel? And by the time you get done waving at the dang thing your hand is already dry and you've given yourself a little work out. So, just to be fair, you wash your

Awesome Friday!

2009-05-23T07:48:00.003-06:00

Chaska and I headed down to Utah Thursday night and we had a blast just talking. She dropped me off with Sarah Herrington and commenced the beginnings to a most amazing weekend. :DNext morning Sarah and I met up with her old mission companion Jeannie and had breakfast at IHop. We went back to the Stratton's (amazing family). We picked up a sundae from McD's then headed to Paul Mitchell for our

Of Art History, Genetically Mutated Ninjas, and Secular Entertainment...OH MY!

2009-05-20T13:29:00.003-06:00

Does anyone else find it particularly disturbing that the only reason I have an inkling of a desire to actually study the Renaissance and High Renaissance art period is because; A.) I have an unhealthy infatuation with the 80's phenomenon that never died, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and, B.) My fiance has a slightly more healthy infatuation with Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code and Angels and

Awesome Crazy Weekend!!

2009-05-18T07:54:00.002-06:00

Yay! Memorie came to Rexburg and we pretty much had a blast. Monsters vs. Aliens, cooking and baking, harassing FHE brothers and just hanging out. Banana splits and Steak dinner I think should be mentioned because they were DANG awesome.Highlight of the weekend! Mem's dad was baptized on Sunday!!!!!!! How freaking cool amazing is that? I LOVE THIS GOSPEL! It's all about family. :) It was

Life...

2009-05-13T13:32:00.002-06:00

...has a way of sneaking up on you. Or, when you go looking for it, there's a tendancy for it to tap you on the shoulder from behind, give you a goofy grin and wave like a sheepish two year old.I'm getting married. I never EVER thought that I would typ or write those words unless there was a NOT in front of it. And yet, August 22nd is probably going to be the happiest day of my life. I say

Looking for Balance

2009-04-22T11:01:00.003-06:00

It's amazing how much there is I want to say, and yet, the words aren't coming. Or maybe it's because my thoughts are so many faceted that there's no real common ground.My brain has been split to encompass the guy in my life, my friends, school, church, work (or lack there of) and family. My time isn't my own, and I don't know if it ever will be again. That concept right there is hard for me to

Happy Easter!

2009-04-12T18:18:00.001-06:00

Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Easter. And I have. So there!:D

Introverted Introspection

2009-04-11T15:21:00.002-06:00

I thought I had so much to say. And how haughty of me to believe the it should be immortalized on this blog aka patch of cyber space.I make no sense. It's the end of the semester. My roommate is leaving. And instead of helping her pack and stuff, I've reverted to emotional fetal position. Actually there are a lot of reasons for my emotional fetal position at the moment. Endings, beginnings,

ALIENS! MUTANTS! ZOOOOMBIESS!!!

2009-04-08T17:53:00.003-06:00

Alien mutant zombies have invaded the BYU-I campus!! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIVES!!!! Oh,wait, wait no. My bad, it's finals week. Alien Mutant Zombie, student, pretty much interchangeable this time of the semester.I will return you to your regular broadcasting program as soon as our producer's brain has solidified. Core melt downs are normal set backs and are to be expected about two or three times

WARNING: Zero to WIOTCH in Less Than a Second

2009-03-25T16:55:00.005-06:00

If you are male and are squeamish when it comes to the female monthly cycle, I suggest you turn back while you still can. You've been warned.No matter what the code name is for the week my uterus decides to remind me (and all of creation) of its existence, its hell. Yes, hell. If you've never had the joyful experience of bleeding below the belt, you've certainly had the pleasure of being in the

When the Lord Closes a Door...

2009-03-17T23:59:00.002-06:00

Isn't it horrible that the title of this blog reminded me of the "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie..." series?But seriously, when the Lord closes a door, He opens a window to keep the air circulating. I went from, "my life is stagnant and direction-less without any hope in sight" to "HOLY CRAP WHERE ARE THE FRICKIN' BREAKS!!!! AND WAIT ARE THOSE ANGELS SINGING THE HALLELUJAH CHORUS!?!?"I've been

Slowly Seeping in the Antithesis of Sanity

2009-03-12T09:09:00.002-06:00

It really kinda feels as if I'm losing my mind. Like reality has been inverted and my waking hours are spent in a dream and my sleeping hours are spent in some semblance of reality.And I think I know what I need to do to remedy the situation, I just, can't bring myself to do it. Or if I do instigate my plan of action, it lasts a day or so, and I'm right back to square one. Frustrating really.Even

Tug O' War

2009-03-10T16:55:00.004-06:00

Never have I felt so susceptible to the powers that be. In my religion, we believe that we existed before we came to this earth as Heavenly Father's spirit children. There we chose our Savior, Christ. And Lucifer, as well as with a third of the hosts of heaven, were cast out. While not given the details, I know it was a war in heaven. It's now the same war here on earth, good vs. evil. Its

Microphone Me Baby!

2009-03-08T16:52:00.002-06:00

Um, so on our monthly sojourn into the mighty wilderness of Idaho Falls, we stopped at an electronics institution gasping its last gasp. (Circuit City) Originally our objective was to procure an external hard drive at a ridiculous close out price. Unfortunately, the fearsome bargain harpies beat us to it. Fortunately, I acquired a gaming headset complete with microphone at aforementioned "

The 3,423rd Edition of Getting to Know Me

2009-03-06T12:54:00.003-07:00

0. What time did you get up this morning? I hit the snooze at 7:00am, does that count?1. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds are a girls beeest friend! (nothing gaudy though!)2. Question number 2 had an emotional breakdown and is on leave until further notice.3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Seven Pounds4. What is your favorite TV show? The Mentalist5. What do you usually have for

Childhood

2009-03-05T09:40:00.003-07:00

I wonder at what point was my inner child lead down a dreary corridor by the hand. I imagine my young self eyes wide and bluer than they are now casting an unsure glance over her shoulder. This was a new place, a place she doesn't want to stay. She looks up and I look down. It's hard to remember not being able to see over the counter...It's a hall of memories. Behind each door a scene plays out,

Have an Extra Slice of Nonsense, Heavy on the Nonsense

2009-03-04T20:16:00.004-07:00

I seem to have misplaced the mute button for my never ending portable play list (aka brain) at birth. An amazing feat, since when I was born play lists in the way we understand them today weren't invented yet. Still, from the first song to the first story and everything in between, cataloging in my gray matter commenced and recommenced, rinse repeat. Release came when I learned how to write, to

...My Homework is Watching Me...

2009-02-27T18:11:00.002-07:00

No seriously, I have to sketch 40 eyeballs and I'm up to 20. ...And it's a little unnerving to see it there staring at me, almost accusingly because I haven't finished the other 20. O_o Gimme a break, guys!!! It's boring to have to draw the same thing over and over for an hour and half!!!! -_- They're still staring...Anywho, I just thought I'd post a blog for the hey of it. :DTo Do:Finish

What I Learned About Myself Today

2009-02-26T10:42:00.002-07:00

It's short sweet and simple.Having someone check up on me is the best thing in the world. Not in a pushy way or an obligated way, just in a sincere, hey, what happened? or hey how are ya, kinda way. Makes me feel cared about, valued, and special.Big thanks to all of you that are brave enough to poke your head into my little world to make sure I'm still breathing. Means a lot to me, oh and watch

A Moment With the Lord

2009-02-21T09:43:00.002-07:00